February 2012
I hate getting whackass days off.
Wednesday and Friday. The fuck am I supposed to do with that?
Step 157: Do not be emotionally vested in the...
adulting:
Inspired by the fact that righteous Rihanna anger/defense has cluttered up my dashboard, a quick note.
Rihanna owes you nothing, and will give you nothing. Her body and mind belong to her, not you. Your relationship to Rihanna is to spectate, or not; buy her music, or not. You are not Rihanna’s older sister or best girlfriend. She’s a pop star, not a referendum on whether or not...
Sometimes I hear a song that makes me think of...
and my heart completely crumbles.
I still can't find adderall.
NEW STUDY: "Birth and abortion rates among U.S....
theruthtoyournaomi:
think-progress:
The teen abortion rate in 2008 dropped to the lowest rate seen since 1972 at 17.8 per 1,000 teen girls and women, the analysis found, and was down 59 percent from 1988 when the abortion rate peaked at 43.5 per 1,000 teen women. — The Guttmacher Institute, a nonprofit sexual health research group
I like how progressives are trying to promote “safe sex”,...
January 2012
I pissed off some teen age kid at a table I was...
whatsnuwithju:
Me: I’m sorry, I’ll be back with the right plate Him: whatever *as I turn to walk away* Him: *talking to his friends* he’s probably a homo, he’s too distraught. *i turn back to the table* Me: you know, you shouldn’t talk about the dude who’s about to serve your food, right beside him. Also, learn the definition of homo, it’s a root word...
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My coworker came up to me with this (hideous)...
And I said, “It would be really cute to see a boy with it, too!”
“But it wouldn’t be the same.” “Why not?” “Because girls are princesses. It’s like an inherent desire to pretend to be a princess when you’re a little girl.”
“The little girl will probably never be a princess, so it’s pretend. The little boy will probably...
December 2011
I made a nice dinner.
Not fancy, but nice enough.
And then 5:30 happened and I was confused, wondering why Brad wasn’t home yet.
Then I remembered that today is Wednesday, and he works Wednesday nights, and now I’m pathetically sad eating this stupid dinner by myself and feeling dumb for not thinking about what day it was before I decided that I would be a super cute girlfriend and have food ready.
...what the what? but steph's happy!: One teachers... →
togetherforjacksoncountykids:
“It’s Okay to be Neither,” By Melissa Bollow Tempel
Alie arrived at our 1st-grade classroom wearing a sweatshirt with a hood. I asked her to take off her hood, and she refused. I thought she was just being difficult and ignored it. After breakfast we got…
I have awesome breasts.
Sorry.
I love wine.
And mead.
Fan. I’m a fan.
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thisishangingrockcomics:
The high school girl winter uniform has begun:
- Black leggings or skin tight jeans
- A school/VS Pink sweatshirt or North Face jacket
- Ugg boots
- Optional fried-with-a-straightener hair
LOL. omg. people still wear this?! ahahaha. girls wore this when i was in middle school…
and that was like ten years ago.
Jesus… that was ten fucking years...
November 2011
Fuck all of you people taking unneeded adderall...
Some people actually need the fucking medication and it’s nowhere to be found, except illicitly.
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I legitimately think I might have diabetes.
My love for Nicki Minaj is being rekindled.
Somehow, I occasionally forget how much I love sex.
And then I really, really remember.
I’ve been reading far too much smut recently, but it’s so good.
October 2011
little lamb on the lam: the-summoner: lereignbutt:... →
the-summoner:
lereignbutt:
Warning to anyone going to Youmacon. [TW]
dobie:
cookiedelicious:
An anonymous commenter on Fandom!Secrets at Livejournal said:
Hey there. So I know a lot of people in this comm are congoers, so at least some of you should be aware of the…
Oh damn.
fuckeryandwoozles:
ashannvan:
elisefrankera:
Lost your pen = No pen
No pen = No notes
No notes = No study
No study = Fail
Fail = No diploma
No diploma = No work
No work = No money
No money = No food
No food = You get skinny
You get skinny = Then you get ugly
Ugly = No love
No love = No marriage
No marriage = No children
No children = Alone
Alone = Depression
Depression = Sickness
Sickness...
Talking to my mom and sister about anger and...
-osito:
and I came to the conclusion that I’m really scared to ever get into a fight. Not because I’m a non-confrontational person or because I’m scared of getting my ass kicked….. but because I know that there is this incredibly violent part of me that would come out when the situation came about.
I truly think I’m capable of severely hurting someone. I’m not even very strong.Trust me, those...
Empathy test. →
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kimm-chi:
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fildespensees:
theblueboxtraveler:
ellimist:
0 - 32 = low (most people with Asperger Syndrome or high-functioning autism score about 20) 33 - 52 = average (most women score about 47 and most men score about 42) 53 - 63 is above average 64 - 80 is very high 80 is maximum
I got an 18.
I’m a psychopath.
My score was 39.
I’m…...